Matthew Perry Looks Like an Owl

Sunday, September 27, 2009

He-Man, Hipster Fashion

Love the theme: He-Man characters as hipster fashion models. There are others, but here is just one enjoyable image done by Adrian Riemann. The rest are here. Ha. Ha. Heh.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Axes Suitable for Martha

...Stewart, of course. I've never wanted an axe, until now. Or a hipster beard. It's too bad I am a sissy girl. Now, if we can have spirit animals, can we also have spirit personas? Cause mine right now would be an effeminate dude with Zach Galifianakis style facial hair wearing a tie-dyed union suit and swinging one of these things at an unassuming tree. Afterwards he might drink a hot toddy.

This company has some sweet pics on their site. Eye candy at

Thursday, April 23, 2009

My 24th Birthday

Based upon recent observation, the general population of ppl in the midwest seem to think it's crazy to be 24 and NOT :

a. Preggers/With Child
b. Wrinkly and a Fatty pants
c. Horribly Depressed
d. Completely out of touch

C'mon people!!

Interview with Yokoo

Dear Billy Corgan: I hate you.

Dear Billy Corgan,

I hate you. Let it be known that you have disgraced all of the fans you attracted when you were making real music. You have been doing this very well for the past decade. When you were a kid, were you all like, "I wanna be a gimmicky jack-off when I grow up!" If so, bravo. In this you have succeeded.

I'd like to briefly call attention to the greatest turd of all time, brought to us by none other than you, Billy Corgan. I think it's supposed to be a promotional spot for some beastly, wrestling related television debacle. Thanks to your participation in this festering shit-party, I may never be able to listen to your music* again.

In closing, let me just say this: you have ruined the Smashing Pumpkins forever. And ever. The name is cursed, and so are you, Billy Corgan.

Disappointed & Over It

*music refers to SP albums before and up to Adore.